IT HAPPENED ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO
SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU KNOW
IT WAS AMERICAS FINEST HOUR
WE BEAT THE SOVIET SUPERPOWER!
THEY GOT ON BOARD AND WAVED GOODBYE
A NATION OF SUCKERS WATCHED THE SKY
THEN THE MUSIC SWELLED AND THE FLAGS FLEW HIGH
TOO BAD IT WAS ALL A LIE!

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
I'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT ANYWAY
WE'VE ALL BEEN FOOLED, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
MOON LANDING CHUMP, THE JOKES ON YOU!

THE ONLY LIGHT THEY HAD WAS THE SUNS RAYS
SO HOW COME SHADOWS FACE DIFFERENT WAYS
THE FLAG SWAYS A LITTLE AFTER IT'S STUCK IN THE GROUND
THERE'S NO WIND UP THERE, HOW DOES IT BLOW AROUND?!
VIDEO WAS FILMED IN A HIGHER SPEED
THEN SLOWED DOWN, AND THERE'S NO NEED
TO LINE UP EXPRESSIONS WITH WHAT'S BEING SAID
THEY HAVE BIG FUCKING HELMETS COVERING THEIR HEAD!

IN SPACE A COUPLE HUNDRED MILES OUT
LIES THE VAN ALLEN RADIATION BELT
NO HUMAN COULD POSSIBLY SURVIVE
THEIR SUITS ARE SO THIN THEY'D BE COOKED ALIVE
TOO MANY PROBLEMS, NO ANSWERS WERE FOUND
AND MOST OF OUR ROCKETS NEVER LEFT THE GROUND
IT BECAME APPARENT WE WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT
"ALL RIGHT BOYS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FAKE IT"